working years in the vegan restaurant business, i’ve had my fair share of odd requests so here’s a good one from today’s busy lunch shift. A guy orders a wrap & goes, “So I eat VERY slowly… just bring out half & leave the other half somewhere heated so it’s still warm by the time i finish the first half.”

I almost laughed in his face because I couldn’t believe he was serious. When you’re done sir, would you like me to bring out half of your bill & you pay me the other when you’re more financially stable? Or perhaps you can just stick the other half up your ass where it ill surely stay warm!

The worst part? He ate at a normal pace. #schmuck


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