Just say NO to street fights

“I’m a lover, not a fighter (but not really by choice). It’s actually because of these mixed martial arts classes. Can’t just fight anyone nowadays because you never know who might be a black belt in Brazilian jujitsu or an up & coming UFC fighter. Gotta watch out for those guys with the “cauliflower” ears… there’s nothing like getting your ass kicked in style! Back in the days, maybe 2 or 3 people saw you lose a fight. But nowadays, you could easily end up on the front page of ‘YouTube: A Viral Beatdown!’ thanks to cell phone video. Forget fighting in 2010, I wanna go back to 1910 when people didn’t know how to fight. I come in jus’ wreckin’ shit like Mike Tyson… HA-DU-KEN!


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